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the low mays - we're gay lyrics

[intro: mickey lowmay]
christmas holidays
mickey low mays
f-ck -ssh0l-s

[verse 1: king c.r.e.m.e.]
christmas holidays, celebratory gatherings
giving presents to sam hup wui
hong kong will take bribes from the communist club (communist club)
make the rent increase by 100 times
there was a jewish b-tch who wasn’t willing to celebrate (not willing)
afterwards she didn’t eat my pork congee either
i grabbed onto her car tyre, told her not to move
poked her until your uncle’s p-n-s shrivelled back inwards
go to tai mei tuk, move there to reside
your b-tch sucked until my pubic hair became bald
slimy and slippery, her face was pale white
f-cked her in the p-ssy too until it was bleeding all over
december is a popular song
on the charts, it’s all mickey low mays mysterious clubhouse
when buying presents, make sure to accommodate for your b-tch as well
condom wrappers are gifted to her

[verse 2: lin nipple twister]
christmas holidays, i want to thank (no need to thank)
on christmas eve sucked on your grandfather
drove his car up to full h.a.m. gardens
buried the corpse under the christmas tree (hooh)
full h.a.m. palace, eat turkey together
take the thigh and stuff it up yung bumblebee’s v-g-n-
lin nipple twister spits fire into the microphone
with matty gospel we f-ck your son
the weather’s cold, how about going ice skating
with wenjie wai, drank a cup of sperm (huh?)
with seto han high king, go to watch the stars (yuh)
afterwards drank another cup of sperm (a second cup?)
afterwards tell santa claus
get butcher fong to let you eat a scr-t-m candy (ha)
be careful, don’t let people butcher you into a web
christmas orgies, best to look for full h.a.m. party

[verse 3: butcher fong]
christmas holidays, have to eat turkey
eat until santa claus’ pair of eggs turned into chickens
no way, you’re not g-y? would you like to l1ck p-ssies? (ha?)
everyday in the mysterious clubhouse we l1ck each other’s chickens
christmas eve, go to full h.a.m. fish market
to see what kind of f-cking sausage we’re having tonight
left hand is holding seto hango’s cervelat sausage
right hand is holding lin hongwah’s horl1ck sausage
afterwards with matty gospel go to spread the word of the gospel
ask this bunch of f-cktards to eat his scr-t-m (yuh)
mouth is full of those 14k gold
use it to buy your mother, saving 10 dollars (kaching!)
get back home and butcher open nile bun’s b-tter foreskin
use b-tter and buns to wrap up your grandmother’s tongue
sucked on your grandfather’s c-ck until my t–th are loose
but not as loose as me f-cking yung bumblebee’s -ssh0l- until it’s loose

[bridge: matty gospel]
happy and joyous, screaming out loud
your mom is bouncing around everywhere (bouncing around everywhere)
who thinks this is funny? (what’s so funny?)
mickey lowmays is so wondrous (so wondrous)
santa claus, hang him upside down
yesterday i went to buy a ticket (buy a ticket)
f-cked you up, why am i so f-cking happy
f-cked your mom because my chains have gold in them
close your room because there are a lot of mosquitoes outside
if there’s no mosquito repellent, they can easily bite you

[verse 4: yung bumblebee]
christmas holidays, eat a banana (banana)
your mom asked me when to go f-ck (f-ck or not?)
three o’clock, at tin hau temple (f-ck)
ask your brother as well, i want him too
thick, thin, long, short, i will eat them all
go to kwun tong, why don’t you call?
me and you go to blow on each other’s flutes
explode into my mouth, no noise comes out of it
the night of the 24th is christmas eve
me and your b-tch we go to pound on each other
cowboy style, i ride onto your car
causing you to immediately ej-cul-te
wow, you’re really big, you need to penetrate cautiously
it hurts a lot, don’t rush it
my -ss is not wet enough
leaking all your white juice

[outro: king c.r.e.m.e.]
hahaha, kids
just like that, santa claus’ story is no more
now is mickey low may’s new era
you guys better watch your kids
hahahahaha

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