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the mc type - shit lyrics

ah sh+t, that’s that sh+t
he’s the sh+t, you hear that sh+t
holy sh+t, that’s my sh+t
i don’t give sh+t man, i gotta
ah sh+t, that’s that sh+t
he’s the sh+t, you hear that sh+t
holy sh+t, that’s my sh+t
i don’t give sh+t man, i gotta

just the other day i went to take a deuce
take a deuce
and not your normal number two
number two
cause when i went it came out as some runny poo
now i wonder who has the pepto to keep me comfortable
i have a troubled b+tt
it was a double flush
like what the f+ck was up inside my crumbled gut
the doctor thumbed my b+tt
to take a stool sample
he said the doo was ample
all i had to do was answer
a few questions
what i ate
who i date
if i ain’t f+cking dudes was i raped
bl++dy ass
i can’t debate there was plasm in my gaped hole
but my palette doesn’t take paint from g+y pole
so my challenge is to balance all the alcohol
with vegetables and healthy food so i can cut cholesterol
best of all
when i thought of this voyage
i had to get home so i could unclog the toilet
ah sh+t, that’s that sh+t
he’s the sh+t, you hear that sh+t
holy sh+t, that’s my sh+t
i don’t give sh+t man, i gotta
ah sh+t, that’s that sh+t
he’s the sh+t, you hear that sh+t
holy sh+t, that’s my sh+t
i don’t give sh+t man, i gotta

danger
i got a dangler
the kind that hangs from your ass hair and makes the moment stranger
like the ghost one
when you know you’re done
but there ain’t nothing there when you wipe your bum
one time, i had a mudslide
the meat pie kind with the corn pieces inside
the weight watcher type, when it shoots down
you feel as though you might’ve just lost a couple pounds
there’s the explosive, excessively noisy
blow up the toilet while you’re plugging your nose sh+t
and the lincoln log
the kind that’s so big
you have to break into pieces just to flush it
and the gooey sh+t
you have to bite your lip
and wipe about a hundred times to rid the sight of it
i popped a vein in my forehead to squeeze it out
but when i flushed
that little floater piece stuck around
ah sh+t, that’s that sh+t
he’s the sh+t, you hear that sh+t
holy sh+t, that’s my sh+t
i don’t give sh+t man, i gotta
ah sh+t, that’s that sh+t
he’s the sh+t, you hear that sh+t
holy sh+t, that’s my sh+t
i don’t give sh+t man, i gotta

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