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the meatmen - orgy of one (live) lyrics

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“orgy of one!”

whippin’ my wood to the girlie mag
provin’ to myself i’m not a f-g
cuddlin’ pud in the twilight light
my swollen joystick’s a silent fright

stopped looking for dream date femmes
the pulsating muscle, the creme de la creme
the sink at home’ll drink it down
a load of that j-sm will erase that frown

layin’ pipe is lots of fun
but it won’t beat my orgy of one
layin’ pipe is lots of fun
but it won’t beat my orgy of one

i can’t leave that tool alone
i’ll torture it ’til it turns to stone
work my ham ’til it wings its wad
a load of that crazy glue from my bod

i lay in awe at the size of my tool
my b-n-r i know would make the babes drool
but with my hand i wanna f-ck
with an orgy of one who needs luck?

layin’ pipe is lots of fun
but it won’t beat my orgy of one
layin’ a little pipeline can be groovy
but it won’t beat my ???

i go home and i whip out my p-rnography magazines with all my favorite stars, like lisa de leeuw and gloria leonard and i start smashing at it, beat it ’til it’s red and raw. i don’t date. i do not go out with girls. this is my girlfriend and her name is mabel, and mabel’s very pretty. she does the job very well

??? i need windshield wipers to get it off

i can’t leave that tool alone
i’ll torture it ’til it turns to stone
work my ham ’til it wings its wad
a load of that crazy glue from my bod

i lay in awe at the size of my tool
my b-n-r i know would make the babes drool
but with my hand i wanna f-ck
with an orgy of one who needs luck?

you better believe it, buddy!

for the purposes of the people at home who say, “they’re…they’re ok but i couldn’t understand the words,” here’s the first verse of “i sin for a living.”

“burn the little panties off of nubiles with a bunsen burner
slam on that maturity with jesus f-ck their t-ts are firmer
pick them up for grease 2 and by god they’re going to driver’s ed
that’s ok ’cause mom will dork me in that queen-size parent’s bed.”

- the meatmen lyrics

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