the midnight beast - pizza in ibiza lyrics
pizza in ibiza
we’re going to ibiza,
it’s just like england with sun
there’s lots of english people
having english fun
if you don’t leave home much
this is the place to be
we’ll dance to bullsh-t dj’s
playing bullsh-t beats
no better way to sunbathe
with a kfc
no need for rubbish bins,
just throw it in the sea
i thought i’d live a little,
try some new foods but
i was relieved to find
they got a pizza hut
pizza in ibiza
picking the cheese out of your teeth
feeling the sand under your feet
eating a lovely margarita
pizza in ibiza
watching the waves wash up a sheath
feeling the b-ss and drums control me
eating a lovely pepperoni
the clubs will suck you dry,
more than the mosquitos
the cheapest drink you’ll find, only fourteen euros
the cities packed with beauties,
always underdressed
you better bring your own baps
’cause it’s a sausage fest
we buying drugs, and taking them in clubs
oh sh-t we just bought aspirin
we really feel like mugs
we in the vip with bottled vodka and tequila
but can’t afford the entry fee, our table’s on the beach
not like we knew you’re from england
without you waving a flag
what happens here in beefa, stays in beefa
till you’re tagged
then your girlfriend sees you riding,
on a stripper-snorting blow
when she dumps you, you think ‘f-ck her… ’cause she can’t take a joke’
i thought i’d live a little,
try some new foods but
i was relieved to find
they got a pizza hut
pizza in ibiza
picking the cheese out of your teeth
feeling the sand under your feet
eating a lovely margarita
pizza in ibiza
watching the waves wash up a breezer
feeling the b-ss and drums control me
eating a loverly calzone
ride the bus
stuffed crust
living like kings
chicken wings
and then a salad!
what?
covered in cheese, oh!
and then we all catch a venereal disease
throwing up
stuffed crust
have a fight
cheesy bites
a+e, can’t feel your head
with pepperoni and a side of garlic bread
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