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the mighty dougla - the laziest man lyrics

well i challenging anybody, who think that they more lazy than me
open competition to prove i’m the world’s most laziest man
you could come from germany, you could come from france
if you t’ink you more lazy than me, you could take de chance

but, i lazy to wine or dine
i lazy to speak my min’
sun shining as hot as fire
i lazy to perspire
i hungry, look i want to dead
i lazy to bite my bread
i drowsy an’ sleepy like an old ram sheep
i too lazy to go to sleep

since i was small, it is the same t’ing, me old grandmother complaining
how i so lazy, she couldn’t make no hand of me
if she beat me to make me work, she only making joke
she could beat me ’til she beat off all mih clothes, i too lazy to brakes from blows

now, i lazy to brak my t++t’
i lazy to wash my feet
skin dirty, look i want to bathe, but i lazy to make the grade
some people might think i smelling, i know what you think
but you should realise that a fella like me to lazy to even smell stink

well my school days was real laughters, with me and my school teachers
through my lazy brain, i drive about twelve teachers insane
anytime i’m in their class, i drive them clean outta mind
so rather than having to deal wit’ me, they rather resign
yes, i lazy to reach in time
i lazy to stand in line
any single dictation, i lazy to understand
anytime it’s geography, spelling or geometry
she could lay down, she could bawl, she could squeeze, she could growl
she not talking to me at t+all

as a man, me mother advise me, it is time that i should marry
but i so lazy, it’s mih brother john get a girl for me
when the day of de wedding came, mih family shame
to go to de church — i was too lazy, they bring the parson quite home by me

now, i lazy to look for work
wit’ mih wife, i lazy to make a joke
but the woman so love me, she decide she would maintain me
one day she said to me, stop home and be lazy
but like she blind, she can’t see, or she too dumb to agree
i too lazy to be lazy

- the mighty dougla lyrics

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