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the muppets - life hereafter lyrics

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[kermit]
welcome to the life hereafter
sleepless nights, eternal laughter
buy the farm, push up some daisies

[monsters]
then get down with us creepy crazies

[clean gene, spoken]
hi, wanna come play with me?

[ghost host]
frights du jour

[ghost]
and daily nightmares

[mummy & duddy]
ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs

[ghost host]
if you think it’s too macabre
follow the floating candelabra

[ballroom rat]
but he ain’t french and he can’t croon
[yolanda]
we did that in a beastly cartoon

[ghost host, spoken]
she was a beauty

[sung]
we’ll never rest, we’ll never cease
‘till you finally rest in peace

[chip]
you can fly and you can float

[scooter]
or you can scream just like a goat

[kermit]
but to grant your endless wishes

[squid]
first you must sleep down with the fishes

[pepe, spoken]
hey! hold on, i’m not sleepy!

[kermit]
rain or snow
[ghost host]
lightning or thunder

[frackles]
the party here is six feet under

[frackle]
trick or treat?

[mo frackle]
take a smell of my feet

[big mean carl]
and give me something good to eat

[ghost host]
you’re all alone, but don’t be scared
we’ve got your wake all pre+prepared

[howard, spoken]
hi, i’m serving soup. it’s a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis

[statler, spoken]
it’s all so dopey, i’m complaining

[waldorf, spoken]
at least it’s almost entertaining
[announcer, spoken]
your attention, please. restless spirits have halted our progress. please remain seated in your doom buggy, and we will continue our tour momentarily

[statler, spoken]
oh, no. the only thing worse than being stuck in here with you is being stuck in here with them!

[fozzie]
we tell jokes

[bobo]
i do tricks

[crazy harry]
with my deadly candlesticks

[kermit]
come on now and lift your glass

[ghost host]
filled with poison sassafras

[the swedish chef]
(speaks mock swedish)

[joe from legal]
sign your will, deed, and trust
cause it’s time to bite the dust

[all]
cash in your chips, we’re not joking
now’s the time you should be croaking
you’re so great, none can compare
no one has your savoir faire

[ghost host]
it’s time to turn your whole life story
into a memento mori

[all]
corpse by corpse and one by one
until you shout “my life is done”

[kermit]
so join us in this life hereafter

[all]
sleepless nights, eternal laughter
sleepless nights, eternal laughter
sleepless nights, eternal laughter
sleepless nights, eternal laughter

[kermit]
and now the greatest act of all

[ghost host]
it’s gonzo’s final curtain call

[all]
from the bas+m+nt to the rafters
join us in the great hereafter
you’ll be great forever after

[monsters]
in our monstrous life hereafter

[all]
for our afterparty afterlife

[rowlf, spoken]
rest. in. peace

[all, spoken]
r.i.p.!

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