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the nords - nordic man lyrics

nordic man lyrics
[intro: wet nord]
yo, look b+tch
uh
(am i going off?)
(are we recording right now?)
uh
look
never f+ck with the nords
never f+ck with the nords
never f+ck with the nords

[verse 1: wet nord]
never f+ck with the nords, yeah i’m coming after you
i got all the cords and i’m bout’ to make rat stew
i’m a f+ckin’ nordic man, with a nordic tan
i’m so borin’ man, i’m from the nordic land
uh
i got a hut in the hills (chuckles)
i got a hut in the hills how it feel when i pop a pill
i got a axe and i’m bout to spill blood
bout to spill blood, i’m a f+ckin crip and blood at the same time
i’m a f+ckin nordic man in new york d+mn
how’d i get here? thought i got on a plane
but i just got on an insane horse
that floats on water what? i don’t know why
you already know that i got a f+ckin sty cause i fought a dragon, mythological creature
you know that i gotta f+ckin teach her how to roll with the hammer
i got a tan or?
nordic tan, nordic land, i don’t know where i’m going man
i’m a f+ckin nord
i’m a f+ckin nord
i’m a f+ckin nord and i’m bored so i might eat a boar
might eat a boar
might ear a boar, i’m a mothaf+ckin’ nord
[verse 2: creepy nord]
i might eat a bison
i might fight like mike tyson
i might fly a kite son
i might write son
i might ‘sike’, woah
i might f+ck your mom, woah
i might eat a tum, bro
my stomach hurts, my stomach hurts, my stomach hurts
i feel like playboi carti, my f+cking runny t+rds are flyin’ out my ass so fast
i might go past the f+cking gas pedal
and go straight to the brake cause i need to slow down
i might just hit a ground and pound with your mother, woah
milking cows by the utter
you know that i don’t f+ck with any other people except…
your grandma, i might hit you with the tan y’all
wow spray tan
hit you with the f+ckin’ grenade
when i pull my pen out they all explode
i hit you with the f+ckin chode
oh no, you didn’t know that i had it? well i do
hit you with the stew
hit you with soup
hit you with campbells b+tch
i might be randall but i’m not my name is wade though
i might hit you with a f+ckin’ tornado
i might hit you with a f+cking chlorinated pill
woah, i don’t know what that means but i’m still born
i’m f+cking stillborn, i’m aborted
you know that i hit you with a f+ckin’ wh0redid
woah, what is a wh0redid? that is a new name for a…
knife (chuckles)
[outro: wet nord]
uh
yo
yo
hit you with the knife and i’ll take ya life
yeah i got some strife
and you know i’m on a wave like a f+ckin’ dyk+, dyk+, dyk+ on surfboard
you already know why i surf for
cause i like wet girls
i’m a nordic wet man
it’s f+ckin raining out here in the hills b+tch (ha)
never f+ck with the nords ever

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