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the northern boys - robot man lyrics

[intro]
(omelette du fromage)

[verse 1: patrick karneigh junior]
i’m an electro techno love dispenser
came from a chinese tech inventor
my heart got crushed by the pain of love
so now i replace that with a smoke detector
make love for the lonely robot
penanical vagianical mechanical man
i’ve got a whole lotta love to load but
it’s locked inside like a jar of jam

[verse 2: norman pain]
what’s your username?
i’ll save it to me database
come and kick it with thе robot gang
i wish i had a d+ck like a laser beam
i’d firе it at your motherboard
four terabytes of ram
god d+mn
mechanical man
can you scan my nads until the printer jams?
image of my sack
and it’s free to use
if you just subscribe to my monthly plan
[verse 3: patrick karneigh junior]
it’s been a very long time since pat’s connected
my robot pogo stick’s neglected
i make one move then i get rejected
so now i gotta try fom a different perspective
robo cyborg super s+x
artificially intelligent computer tech
f+ck my brain with your gps, b+tch
i wanna get lost in your super web

[verse 4: norman pain]
beam me up mr. elon musk
adopt me as one of your robot sons
i promise that i’ll try my best
you can feed me scr+ps and you can wipe my bum
bluetooth b+tton on my noggin when i wanna connect
put both arms in a usb
see it’s a little tricky when i’m off my head
to operate things that i’ve never seen

[chorus: norman pain & patrick karneigh junior]
you don’t love me as the man i am
but would you love me as a robot man?
you could never love me for me
i had to let you go
and then it set me free
you don’t love me as the man i am
but would you love me as a robot man?
you could never love me for me
i had to let you go
and then it set me free (now i’m free)
[verse 5: patrick karneigh junior]
a+beep+boop
a password please
you need permission if you wanna touch me
look baby, i’m the flavor of the month
your loving is a cliff
i don’t wanna take a jump
i’m on my own like a coat in a cloakroom
boulder up the door baby
leave me to my own doom
let me shrivel on my own like a dried prune
sweeping up the dust of your loving like an old broom

[verse 6: norman pain]
steel liver
bitrate dither
message to my ex but it won’t deliver
f+ck that b+tch
kids, tell your mother
that she can go and drown in a .wav file river
mp3+some with another digital lover
embedded in the digital covers
let’s get loose
i’ma widen your bandwidth
can you handle this all my digital brothers?
[verse 7: patrick karneigh junior]
baby plug your naked body in my mainframe
cyborg s+x
you can call me my domain name
p+n+s or v+g+n+ or the b+lls
it’s all the same thing
love me like a petal or just plough me like a freight train
you can do me like a brother in a p+rno
throw me at the walls baby
fill me with your hormones
turn the whole bedroom to a war zone
shoot me with your load
get it right up in my bore hole

[verse 8: norman pain]
chuck my tiny guts up in a laptop case
stick a telephone extender to the side of my face
you know they’re calling me the digi widget lunatic
so here’s a message mr. gates
i’ma take your place
micro rock made by microsoft
i might microwave my tiny micro c+ck
i wanna thrill
but it’s gotta be cyber
never had much luck
with a human v+g+n+

[outro: norman pain]
(dance for me robot kevin)
(i’m free)
(dance for me robot kevin)
(i’m free)
(dance for me robot kevin)
(i’m free)
(dance for me robot kevin)
(cause i’m free)

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