the nostalgia critic - point of epic burns lyrics
(crawford’s phantom:)
you haaave come here
to prove your voice does not suck -ss
like a warthog who got himself kicked in the b-llsack
baaallsaaack
past the point of epic burns
like gargling sawdust
your voice is as profound as hammered sh-t
(fandumb:)
yours is not that much better
you’re like a squeak-toy
falsettos sucking borris karloff’s t-t
(crawford’s phantom:) you’re screeching like a dying sow
(fandumb:) seriously, which gender are you now?
(fandumb and crawford’s phantom:) yet, somehow, ladies find us hot stuff
(fandumb:) you go back and forth like a helium balloon that farts
(crawford’s phantom:) past the point of epic burns
(fandumb:) sounds like you’re fast-forwarded and then slow downed just in random parts
(crawford’s phantom:) you sound like road-k!ll
(fandumb:) shrill repeating, ears are bleeding, no way to go in reverse
(crawford’s phantom:) for i’m the o.g. voice that was here first
(fandumb and crawford’s phantom:) we’ve p-ssed the point of epic burns
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