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the odd ditties - ode to procreation lyrics

[intro]
so, what you want to know about is sexual intercouse
let’s start from the beginning: here’s the penis, and here’s the vagina
the erect penis enters here
and rythmic movements, a pumping back and forth
causes an ejaculation from the penis
then the egg is fertilized, and grows into a baby
about nine months later, the baby is born
this is how we all came into the world

[verse 1]
there’s no rhyme or reason i can see
that, of legions of semen that dream to be me
i get to be
it’s all thanks to sex

[hook]
alright, i confess:
we’re less acquainted than i would choose, but you are due a salute

[verse 2]
have you ever wondered how we ended up with you?
(have you wondered how we ended up with you?)
picture a lineup where a monkey turns into a naked dude
(monkey’s turning into naked dudes)
picture abbey road; john is you
willing to bet that it might be connected to sex
[hook]
okay, maybe, yes
i guess it’s pretty safe to assume
that we are into what you do
the world you imbue

[whistle solo]

[bridge]
i traded sleep for screen latex
gay sex, wasted seed
tissue stained with wasted me’s
that’s okay, do we really need more of these?

[hook]
make no more of me
they mean so little
they are so trivial
i mean no offense or crass intent
just recognition
of how coition
makes existence run
ovens burst with buns

[outro]
actually, where was i++ oh, yes
now, when something excites us sexually
the penis fills up with blood, and the whole organ is extended, or hard
now, when a penis erects, the sperm can come out in what’s called an ejaculation
you can cause an ejaculation by yourself, by mastrbating; rubbing the penis
maybe a demonstration will help…
now, that was fun
oh, this is sperm
it’s now on your face, and buttocks
well, that’s it for today, fellas
let’s get out for practice, eh?
…you better get your clothes on

- the odd ditties lyrics

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