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the office (us) – the scarn lyrics

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[dialogue]

michael scarn: not today. i’m too depressed to save the big game, billy
billy the bartender: i’m gonna cheer you up. the only ways i know how’s. hey, kid! [he throws a quarter to a boy] hit g9 on the jukebox
michael scarn: don’t, billy. i haven’t done that dance since my wife died
billy the bartender: there’s a whole crowd of people out there who need to learn how to do the scarn

[music starts]

michael scarn: well, my name’s michael scarn and i’m here to say i’m about to do the scarn in a major way! you jump to the right, and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. meet new friends, tie some yarn, that’s how you do the scarn!
[all]: you jump to the right, and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. meet new friends, tie that yarn, that’s how you do the scarn! you jump to the right, and you shake a hand and you jump to the left and you shake that hand. meet new friends, tie that yarn, that’s how you do the scarn! oooh!

drunk man at bar: if doing the scarn is g-y, then i’m the biggest queer on earth!