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the oinkletts - the oink song lyrics

[verse 1]
mum’s nagging drives me loony
my sister is a witch
my little brother tells tales on me
and my father’s far from rich
there’s only one thing in my life
that helps me get along
it’s when i think of uncle pigg
and sing the oink oink song
i just go…

[chorus]
‘poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink!’
and then i don’t feel sad
‘poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink!’
and things don’t seem so bad
‘poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink!’
and ‘tiddly+widdly, diddly+diddly plop!
poo+poo tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink’
i sing until i stop!

[verse 2]
my teachers are all rotten
they never treat me right
they give me lessons all the day
and homework every night
they make me wear school uniform
and stop me chewing gum
if i could be a bumble bee
i’d sting them on their elbow
but i go…
[chorus]
‘poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink!’
and then i don’t feel sad
‘poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink!’
and things don’t seem so bad
‘poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink!’
and ‘tiddly+widdly, diddly+diddly plop!
poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink’
i sing until i stop!

[instrumental verse 3]

[chorus]
‘poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink!’
and then i don’t feel sad
‘poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink!’
and things don’t seem so bad
‘poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink!’
and ‘tiddly+widdly, diddly+diddly plop!
poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink’
i sing until i stop!

[verse 3]
if i was the prime minister
i’d make a brand new rule
i’d open lots of sweet shops
and close down all the schools
i’d make a pig into the mayor
of every single city
and make prince charles go on tv
and sing this little ditty
he’d go…
[chorus]
‘poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink!’
and then i don’t feel sad
‘poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink!’
and things don’t seem so bad
‘poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink!’
and ‘tiddly+widdly, diddly+diddly plop!
poo+poo, tinkle+tinkle, parp+parp, oink’
i sing it ’til i stop!

- the oinkletts lyrics

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