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the plastic noodles - my fingers can’t dash lyrics

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my fingers can’t dash

in the fifth grade
a cool kid said “hey can you beat fingerdash”
i said no my fingers can’t dash
he said lol
i bet i could beat you in smash
what are you doing this has nothing this has nothing to do with geometry dash

i can’t beat fingerdash
they want your fingers to move faster than a muzzle flash
it’s, get it, it’s-it’s like the speed of light and it rhymes with dash
my fingers can’t dash
it causes my car to crash
if i move my fingers any faster they’re gonna burn up into ash
i probably shouldn’t play while driving

beef cake
i don’t like songs that have drake
i accidentally died in a lake
i was electrocuted by my easy bake
oven

i’ve been fingerdashed
playing games on the road is why my car crashed
i closed the door and my fingers were smashed
i got a haircut and my head was trashed
tryna cut my sideburns, my ears got slashed
i was in the pool and got splashed
if you stop listening to this song, you’re gonna thrashed
(punching and kicking sounds)

i can barely beat the first level
me and my guests will revel
lived eht ot liah

i almost beat it
but i coughed on my screen
so i broke my friends neck
at this time i wasn’t even a teen
people ask why i broke his neck
i said his favorite color was green
i’m just kidding
it just rhymes with screen
oh no, the songs gonna get faster

i can’t even keep up with this beat
well i have to do this

now i get this beat
you all can suck on feet
it’s really hot in this heat
it’s really sweet
i gotta wash my sheet
when i see you i will greet
by throwing a beet
at your feet
you’ll complain with a tweet
go ahead take a seat
meet me on the street
where you will be beat

- the plastic noodles lyrics

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