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the plastic noodles - rhyme gang lyrics

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cancerous lump
gonna take a dump
donald trump
took another bump
can’t get outta this slump
i think i’m gonna jump
mcdonalds made me plump
t-rd clump
take myself out with a pump
tripped on a stump
when i fell it made a thump
i’m becoming an ump
i married a frump
my friend is such a chump
(talkin me huh)
cancerous lump
gonna take a dump
gonna take a lump
d-d-d-donald trump

i went to camp
my pants are really damp
lady and the tramp
the letter needs a stamp
my stomach has a cramp
turned off my lamp
drove over a ramp
my friends a scamp
i got m-ssages at the tamp
i kicked him with a vamp
i am the champ
it’s the wood i clamp
hooked my guitar to an amp

i’m a nun
i’m completely done
it’s no fun
hope karen gives back my son
or ill shoot her with a gun
blast her in the sun
my friend weighs a ton
(stop making fun of me)
i think i might have won
just one more pun
i am number one
you hear me hun
the pottery i spun
my coach is dun
my favorite is cinnamon bun
karen it’s you i will stun
karen it’s me you shun
you better run

i make lots of art
i thought i had to fart
but it was a shart
shopping cart
walmart
yummy pop tart
i’m not very smart
press start
i’m gonna stab my friend in the heart
not if i do it first

oh cr-p
i ruined the rap

- the plastic noodles lyrics

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