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the polyjesters - jeep song lyrics

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well, if i had some dynamite
i’d surely blow my jeep up out of sight
and dance around the fire
all through the night

if i had c4 plasticine
i’d surely blow my jeep to smithereens
and host a c+cktail party
while the fire trucks come and join in all the fun

well, if i had an air balloon
i’d surely put my jeep up on the moon
and mix some gin and tonics
i would watch it, oh, with my telescope

if i was into digging mounds
i’d surely put my jeep beneath the ground
and host a funeral party
and if my mechanic comes, he’ll have to buy a round

oh but i, i’d feel wonderful
i would call you up to celebrate
and i, i’d buy another one
i’d get the money from the insurance place

if i could drive it to j+pan
i’d recycle it into a frying pan
and we could cook up some of those gyozas
man, those are good!
if i had a wrecking ball
i’d smash my jeep up like the berlin wall
and make some souvenirs
and hand them out at christmas time
and hide them easter day

oh but i, i’d feel wonderful
i would call you up to celebrate
and i, i’d buy another one
i’d get the money from the insurance place

and i, i’d feel wonderful
i would call you up to celebrate
and i, i’d buy another one
oh, i’d get the money from the insurance place

- the polyjesters lyrics

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