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the real jd - i am (not) a thot lyrics

friends out chillin out doin dabs n sh-t
but i’m still on my grind trynna drop new sh-t
i ain’t got time to get lit i ain’t
trynna sell myself as a f-ckin hypocrite
’cause jesus, i’m already distracted enough
by trump being such an unfit f—-t
trump can suck a big fat c-ck
unless mike pence already is, knock knock
oh sh-t that rocks
i guess that’s what he meant about going to “bang kok”
hurr da durr durrrrrr
he ain’t even worth a dry crusty sock
what time is it?
it’s cringe o’clock
he’s as cringey as elmo with a glock

(nah brah, that sh-t would be cool as f-ck)

whatever
okay but it’s like um, uh
the type of cringe when you’re out in public, and go to take a sh-t
on your phone on instagram, look at these f—–s
screenshot it
you left your phone’s volume up cause admit it
you’re a dimwit
and now the other stall only imagines you takin d-ck pics
we’re all a bunch of loners
gettin surprise b-n-rs
and now the bathroom smells like weed
because we’re all a bunch of stoners
okay i’m not really b-tthurt
or a racist pervert
people are so sensitive man
i don’t need to go to court
it’s just a bunch of poorly written
poorly given satire i’m kidding
doesn’t really matter, i still flirt
with the idea of jerking off to the food network
the frosting goin’ squirt squirt
but that’s one s-xy dessert, skrrt skrrt

i’m a thot, i vape a lot and
people always asking who the f-ck is that crackpot?
who even cares ‘cause i’m a big-shot
i’m a f-ckin b-tch, but at least i’m hot yeah

- the real jd lyrics

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