the reen-machine - oo chak-a-willie lyrics
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka+a+willie
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka+a+willie
i was walking through the jungle with a stick in my hand
the coolest motherf+cker in the whole wide land
i looked up a tree, what did i see?
but a big baboon tryna p+ss on me
i picked up a rock and i him him in the c+ck
that big baboon ran 15 blocks
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka+a+willie
little did i know at the end of the block
he ran right into the head of the flock
this littler motherf+cker with a great big roar
said he’s gonna make me very sore
here he comes, big and mean
but he ain’t no match for the reen machine
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka+a+willie
i picked up my stick and i broke all his bones
when i left all i could hear was moans
next thing i knew, i came to a clearing
all these strange voices i was hearing
a little old man came over from the well
he said “sit down girl, i got a story to tell”
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka+a+willie
oo chaka+a+willie from the coconut grove
he’s a mean motherf+cker you can tell by his clothes
he walked in the town with his pr+ck in his hand
he said “h+llo folks, i’m the peabody man”
he lined 100 women up against the wall
swore on the bible he could f+ck them all
at 98, with his pr+cked turned blue
took a shot of whiskey and f+cked the other two
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka+a+willie
when he was through with the very last two
who comes along but you know who
took out his gun, shot him in the head
oo chaka+a+willie, chaka+a+willie was dead
on his grave, all printed and green
oo chaka+a+willie was a f+ckin’ machine
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka+a+willie
oo chaka+a+willie, he went straight to h+ll
he f+cked the devil’s wife and the devil in jail
hey you motherf+cker, you think you’re so mean
don’t come down here like a f+cking machine
hit me like a brick right where it’s at
get the h+ll out before i give you a crack
oo chaka+a+willie, he looked back at his past
all he ever wanted was a little piece of ass (uh uh, huh)
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka+a+willie
he sat and squirmed with much despair
and she appeared right out of thin air
standing there like a ray of hope
but all he could do is sit and stroke
wearing two leafs and she’s wasting her time
oo chaka+a+willie said that he was fine
feeling something never felt in life
oo chaka+a+willie asked her to be his wife
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka+a+willie
no more women up against the wall
no more swearing he could f+ck them all
no more whiskey on his breath
’cause this woman brought a heavenly death
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka+a+willie
sitting there with tears in my eyes
that story came as a big surprise
here i am thinkin’ i’m the best in the land
but oo chaka+a+willie took that out of my hand
no more thinking that i’m the best
i’m going home to get back in my dress
so don’t be dumb, don’t be silly
’cause i’ll always be a chaka+a+willie
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka+a+willie
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka+a+willie
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka+a+willie
oo chaka
oo chaka
oo chaka+a+willie
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