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the remus lupins - creepy mustache lyrics

oh my god

look at that mustache
and it’s so creepy

i’ve got a creepy+whoa
i’ve got a creepy mustache
i’ve got a creepy+whoa
i’ve got a creepy mustache
i’ve got a creepy+whoa
i’ve got a creepy mustache

i’ve got a little something beneath my nose
i know it looks sketchy, but that’s how it grows
i wish it went down+down to my nose
but i don’t mind
don’t hate+ i don’t know
an illusion that i couldn’t have seen
but a ‘stach that boasting a glossy sheen
though i look super keen
but i look like john waters when he was 13

the witches think it’s creepy
it makes me kinda weepy
that a wizard can’t rock what he’s got
without everyone else thinkin’ he’s super skeevey
so give me some chocolatе
give me some frеakin’ chocolate
it’ll make me feel better
i’ve got a little ‘cuz

i’ve got a creepy+whoa
i’ve got a creepy mustache
i’ve got a creepy+whoa
i’ve got a creepy mustache
i’ve got a creepy+whoa
i’ve got a creepy mustache

i wish i could look like
all those wizards with their heads down
why?
my heart’s so swollen
with the mustache pride
like dumbledore callin’ up
lookin at this curly q
hulk hogan rockin’ the fu+manchu
i could grow a goatee like
joseph stalin
or shave it down the middle like j. g. palen

i could walk down the street
all the witches go “yeah!”
i just gotta grow more facial hair
it’s just not fair
once a month, it grows everywhere
people stare
‘cuz i’m a werewolf
and then it goes away
every little bit
except for a little strip
hanging on my upper lip
i’m kinda sick of it
i should buy a shaving kit
so all the whispers would stop about
my whiskers
i’m proclaiming
i would walk a thousand miles
so everybody wouldn’t think
i’m a pedophile

i’ve got a creepy+whoa
i’ve got a creepy mustache
i’ve got a creepy+whoa
i’ve got a creepy mustache
i’ve got a creepy+whoa
i’ve got a creepy mustache

- the remus lupins lyrics

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