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the rumjacks - me old ball & chain lyrics

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right! hand me down that bottle of tequila from the shelf
i’ll have a beer to follow & all, here take one for yerself
i’ve been off the p-ss for ten long years & i’ve a bl–dy thirst
and i won’t be leavin’ here until you carry me feet first

me old ball & chain is in a shallow grave
so hit me, one, two, – one two three four!
i don’t have to suffer anymore

‘til i’ve tripped over the speakers & i’ve fallen through the band
and told the chubby bouncer ‘geeza shout if ye need a hand!’
i’m screamin o’er the bar & i’m spittin’ in yer ear
and signin’ wi’ my hands for ya to geez another beer

me old ball & chain is in a shallow grave
so hit me, one, two, – one two three four!
i don’t have to suffer anymore

‘til i’ve kicked sh-t out yer jukebox & broken all yer darts
& talked the friggin ears off my reflection in the gl-ss
i’ve spewed all down the front o’ me & p-ssed all down me leg
and i’m propped up in the corner like a f-ckin’ rusty keg

me old ball & chain is in a shallow grave
so hit me, one, two, – one two three four!
i don’t have to suffer anymore

‘til i’m snorin’ like a chainsaw & i’m layin there catchin’ flies
and you ye cheeky b-gg-r pops two pennies in me eyes
“god love ye and protect ye, get yer knees up missus brown
she’s topped her flamin’ hubby & she’s torn up half the town!”

me old ball & chain is in a shallow grave
so hit me, one, two, – one two three four!
i don’t have to suffer anymore. (one two three four)
me old ball & chain is in a shallow grave
so hit me , one, two, – one two three four!
i don’t have to suffer anymore
so hit me , one, two, – one two three four!
i don’t have to suffer anymore

- the rumjacks lyrics

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