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the saturday knights - ass kicker's haircut lyrics

[verse 1]
i never stepped on no crack, that’s where the mom’s back
but i get the house straightened up before mom’s back
and finds all these crackers in the soup
peace to the rock and swayze, for that matter
steven segal, sly stalone, jeff bridges
f+cked up at the roadhouse, found dead in three ditches
yo, we root for the ass kickers
everybody loves kung fu fighting

[verse 2]
in a dirty dive bar with a bunch of biker+ass white men
dog, i gotta wear a flea collar to stop all the bitin’
get the rifle and jump over the bar, sam elliot
the shack is shakin’ ’cause cats are squabbling
over who’s smelliest, arguing over
who the dude with the biggest belly is
i can tell you this, this f+cking pool hall
smells like pomade and p+ss (sh+t!)
[chorus]
there comes a time (in every man’s life)
where he has to stand up (for his very last right)
and there’s a haircut (that’s worn by the heroes)
sticks his neck out for the zeroes

[verse 3]
yeah, i wear the haircut of a patriot
all ready for a war, that’s what the gun’s for
protect america and do it with pride
just give me somethin’ sharp and i’ll survive
every day is another training exercise
in the snowball rifle that is supersized
i wear bdus, i eat mres
and i issue my own artillery ’cause

[chorus]
there comes a time (in every man’s life)
where he has to stand up (for his very last right)
and there’s a haircut (that’s worn by the heroes)
sticks his neck out for the zeroes

[outro]
(there’s a time)
(there’s a time)
(sticks his neck out for the zeroes)

- the saturday knights lyrics

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