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the scary mooveez - christmas cannibals lyrics

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we’re christmas cannibals!

snow’s falling heavy, we’re stuck in the storm
the fire is crackling, but there’s no food to keep us warm
the cupboards are empty, the fridge is bare
and hunger’s a monster we can’t repair
grandma looks tasty, uncle joe does too
when survival calls, what else can you do?

oh, christmas cannibals, carving up a feast
deck the halls with hunger, it’s a holiday beast
pass the leg, slice the arm, don’t forget the wine
it’s a winter wonderland where thе menu’s… divine

we sang carols, wе prayed, we tried to stay strong
but the grumble in our bellies said we wouldn’t last long
little timmy whispered, “mom, is that ham?”
she looked at him with horror and said, “son, that’s sam!”
we lit the candles, set the table with care
christmas dinner’s ready, and we’re all… rare

oh, christmas cannibals, carving up a feast
deck the halls with hunger, it’s a holiday beast
who needs turkey when your cousin’s on the plate?
‘tis the season to eat your weight!
jingle bells, and gnawing bones
holidays trapped in a cannibal zone
silent night, what’s that crunch?
looks like aunt sue just became lunch!

by christmas eve, just the kids were alive
eyeballing each other, trying to survive
we lit up the tree with a fiery glow
and said, “merry christmas,” as we shared one last toe
the snow finally stopped, the rescue came
but our hunger for flesh would never be the same

oh, christmas cannibals, carving up a feast
deck the halls with hunger, it’s a holiday beast
no cookies, no pies, just meat from the kin
merry christmas to all, let the feasting begin!

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