the scratch - pj lyrics
[?] puts a pair of lips on his trousers
says “i have an +rs+ like a pair of crisps.”
oh you think you’re a big man do ya?
you look like a bean an tí to me
[?] through and says “i don’t think so”
says “aye, who wears briefs at the age of 29”
oh you think you’re a big man do ya?
you look like a bean an tí to me
jack gets p+ssed and tries to flip the bird
says “[?] that’s the wrong finger up, silly old schoolgirl”
oh you think you’re a big man do ya?
you look like a bean an tí to me
[?] says “get off your bleedin’ high horse”
says “aye, i will when the horse stops laughin'”
oh you think you’re a big man do ya?
you look like a bean an tí to me
chop says “what is it about you
that makes you think you’re so special?”
says “i, for one, don’t smell like
a pair of knick+knicks after electric picnic.”
“f+ck this,” he says, “i’m off.”
says i
oh sit down, sit down + don’t give me that frown +
pull up [?]
oh sit down, sit down + don’t give me that frown +
pull up [?]
you big, dirty+rotten
fantastic, s+xy
lousy, good+for+nothing
[?] bumsqueak
you’re a piece of sh+te
you look like you took a forty+five
to the nostril
bleedin’ tayto +rs+ on ya
two short and curlies for eyelashes
your eyebrows look like freddy mercury’s [?]
after a chicken+can+soup
i’ve seen better hairdos on a tennis ball
[?] on a wrestler’s jock+strap
i’ve seen cigarette b+tts cuttin’ the [?] off ya
you’d give rachel green a run for her money
oh sit down, sit down + don’t give me that frown +
pull up [?]
oh sit down, sit down + don’t give me that frown +
pull up [?]
you big, dirty+rotten
fantastic, s+xy
lousy, good+for+nothing
[?] bumsqueak
you big, dirty+rotten
fantastic, s+xy
lousy, good+for+nothing
[?] bumsqueak
you big, dirty+rotten
fantastic, s+xy
lousy, good+for+nothing
[?] bumsqueak
you big, dirty+rotten
fantastic, s+xy
lousy, good+for+nothing
[?] bumsqueak
you big, dirty+rotten
fantastic, s+xy
lousy, good+for+nothing
[?] bumsqueak
you big, dirty+rotten
fantastic, s+xy
lousy, good+for+nothing
[?] bumsqueak
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