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the shirehorses - arseholes lyrics

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i sit alone
with this +rs+hole standing over me
an ugly git stinks of sweat so grey and old

cause i have been told
constipation makes the +rs+ explode
and when i’m lying in me bed
looking at his meat spread
wishing i was dead
but im with this areshole instead

and through it all
he has a big erection
he uses contraception
i hope this won’t take long
and his hairy b+lls
he wants me to stroke em
his dangling shrivelled scr+t+m
he wants me to feel
but he can’t make me
i’m with this +rs+hole in bed

when i’m feeling weak and my cods are chilled by his cold feet
and i really hate that
and i know that i’m stuck with this short +rs+ tw+t

cause i have been told flagellation
makes the +rs+ cheeks glow
and then something grows
and the smell it hits my nose
so i keep my eyes closed
but im with this +rs+hole in bed

and through it all he offered me protection
a rib ticklish selection of condoms on his pr+ng
it’s three inches tall he really is that small
there’s nothing there at all
he’s just not fit
i’d rather f+ck brad pitt
but i’m with this assh0l+ instead

go for it son

(guitar solo)

eric cr+pton

and through it all he has a big erection
he uses contraception
i hope this won’t take long
and his hairy b+lls he wants me to stroke em
his dangling shrivelled scr+t+m
he wants me to feel
but he can’t make me
i’m with this +rs+hole in bed

- the shirehorses lyrics

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