the shirehorses - you're gormless lyrics
you’re g o r m l e s s
what does that spell?
i’ll tell you later
remember that tank+top i bought you
yes, but you wrote “i’m a toss pot on it
i took you shopping sat+rday morning
yes, you made me wear a bonnet
i took a video camera
you filmed me naked in cheadle
yeah, but i checked first that there was no one about
yes, then you sent it to jeremy beadle
i did, because you’re gormless
but i’d do anything for you
yes but you’re gormless
yeah i suppose that’s true
it is true
alright
i told you you’re clothes were manky
you threw away my armani shirt
i rubbed an icecube on your bits
oh you did, blummin ‘eck that hurt
you wusse
anyway you just think i’m cheap
what? i gave you twenty quid
yes you did, that’s for cleaning the bog for the next 5 years
but you’ll probably forget to do under the lid
why?
because you’re gormless
but i’d do anything for you
yes but you’re gormless
and now you mention it i suppose that’s true
actually no it’s not
it is true
no it’s not
it is true
but i’ve got a grammar school education
you haven’t
i have
you left before you took any exams didn’t you?
that’s got nothing to do with it i’m quite bright
i’ve got a lot of common sense
you got unclassified in basket weaving
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