the sitters - mistress keteri (she's back, bitch!) lyrics
[spoken: mariah book]
holy sh-t
it’s mistress keteri
chin up, ’cause she’s back, b-tch!
[verse 1: keteri sniffler]
yo, i’m finally back with my sitters
i ain’t no quitter
just felt a harsh breakup so i’m bitter
and i can my pain out on my little -ss-slave
almost p-ssed up my chances with mariah
what a save!
because i missed the f-cking feelin’
of listenin’ to him squealin’
it’s appealin’ to be above him
feel as tall as the ceilin’
got my face in the clouds and my -ss in his mouth
godd-mn, my -ss is f-cking big, holy cow!
’cause now his nostrils are absorbin’
the stench of a f-ckin’ cheeser
but i warn you, b-tch
these farties are merely a f-ckin’ teaser
’cause you’ll be feelin’ much more than farts
spurt in your face
how will you like the smell of a sh-t squirt
don’t run away!
stupid f-g, you’re only makin’ this sh-t
much worse by bailin’
i outweigh you by like a ton
and plus, i’ve got two -ssailants
my b-tches mariah and morgan, and add on kaitlyn and jordan
and hunter, sarah, mel, and laura, ellie, riley
my señoras
[chorus: keteri]
’cause mistress keteri’s crack is back
up in your motherf-ckin’ -ss
she’s here to beat you and defeat you
with her motherf-ckin’ gas
now all that’s left to do is see how long
this f-g can last
[verse 2: mariah]
up in this b-tch with keteri sniffler
stick your sniffer in her stiffer end
f-g, you look baffled, it’s an -ssh0l-
it’s a task that you can tackle
all you have to do is l1ck it and take a couple beatings
you’ve lived life as a prosperous male
now you can take some d-mn mistreating
it’s quite fleeting delivering an -ss-kicking
i’m a champ
you get ballbustin’, -ss-l1ckin’, tramplin’, and nipple clamps
and i apologize now if my -ss is damp
i just spent a few hours gettin’ physically amped
that means i’m sweaty, bet your betties
i’ll come down like a machete
your brains are scramblin’ and your nose is lookin’ right f-cked-up
but this is only the beginnin’, skinny n-gga, buckle up
[chorus: keteri]
[verse 3: keteri]
godd-mn, i don’t know how i can have anymore in me
i just spent like six hours kickin’ your -ss into infinity
but this sh-t is so fun, it’s godlike, it’s divinity
i’m f-ckin’ fartin’, p-ss-and-sh-ttin’, f-ck femininity
i made it my mission today to take you out
givin’ your fissures and fission, what you b-tchin’ about?
i thought you were a man, and if so, start actin’ that way
nope, you’re still whinin’, you can’t take it
should have known, your f-ckin’ g-y
but i will not be holdin’ back because your p-ssin’ out
i won’t restrain my f-ckin’ -ss no matter how much you pout
eat them farts like they’re horderves, sh-t
you want ’em bad enough, self-serve it
i know this sh-t can be unnervin’, but just f-ck it
you deserve it
[chorus: keteri]
yeah, b-tch!
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