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the slackers - sermon lyrics

“ladies and gentleman, welcome to the church of slack
i come before you today to save you from the perils of the evil
the clutches of sin!
and the devils and daemons lurking from within
yes, ladies and gentlemen, i come before you today and i present the world’s first guilt-free religion
that’s right, boys and girls, no more waking up early on sunday morning
it’s all about believing in yourself!
i said it’s all about believing in yourself!
i said it’s all about believing in yourself!
now listen up closely and listen to me
and i’ll make sure you live the rest of your life bullsh-t-free!
that’s right, ladies and gentlemen, everybody out there, listen to me right now
i want you to put your hand on the stereo
put your hand on the speaker
not that speaker, the other speaker!
put your hand on the speaker
i want you to put your hands in the air where i can see them
and i want you to repeat after me:
i am somebody!
i said i am somebody!
and i’m gonna believe in myself!
because…
i am somebody!
and i’m gonna shake my -ss.”

- the slackers lyrics

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