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the sloppy boys - yuppie man lyrics

[verse]
i was in med school, flunked out on day one
bought all my textbooks and then i lost them
i went to law school, became a lawyer
i go to cape cod, i’m a light sailboarder

[verse]
i stay up all night, check on my nudies
i got a fat wife with a small booty
i went to asia with a work friend
i bought some nunchucks and then i lost them

[pre+chorus]
oh yeah we’re yuppies now
eat two brunches every sunday now
yeah we like it
yeah we love it
i never read my emails, not even just a little bit

[chorus]
i’m a yuppie, so please don’t bump me
i like it when i talk about money
‘cause all us yuppies, yeah we like money
we spend it if it’s cloudy or it’s sunny
whoa+oh+oh, oh+oh+oh
whoa+oh+oh, oh+oh+oh
i’m a yuppie man
[bridge]
i love my car and i hate my wife
got some new shoes, they’re my whole my d+mn life
i love my job, that’s where i take my naps
i got a whole closet full of baseball caps
got a purebred bulldog that i don’t wash
you should shut up now so i can talk
did i mention i’m on tiktok?
i met some people there that my wife doesn’t know
here we go, guitar solo time!

oh, a very short solo, okay

- the sloppy boys lyrics

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