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the spoiled chefs - in need of an egg lyrics

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[verse 1]
i was makin’ brownies in my kitchen late one night
they were for my sugar mama, she was cravin’ a bite
i took out bakin’ soda, veggie oil, then the eggs
oh god, don’t tell me i just cracked one on my legs
the recipe calls for three, now i only got two
oh, please god help me, what am i to do?

[verse 2]
so i ran to my neighbors and i rang his bell
i said, “w+lly, please help me!” and he started to yell
“boy, don’t you realize it’s one in the morning”
you can’t come knockin’ at my door
like this without any warning
but boy, get out, just close the door
you’re gonna have to find your eggs at the grocery store!”

[verse 3]
so i’m out in my pogo, skip and hop to circle k
the lights, they were so blinding, they made light look like day
i would hop in the door in search of an egg
and i didn’t have no money, so i guess i’d have to beg
but the woman at the counter, she would not give it to me
so i put it in my pocket and i started to flee

[verse 4]
i ran from that market and was stopped by a cop
he said “boy, why were you runnin’ when i told you to stop!”
i felt somethin’ drippin’ down of my right leg
oh no, i just squished that extra large grainy egg
he said “boy you’re a stealer, gonna lock you in a cell!”
i said “no way, mister!” so i pushed him and he fell

[verse 5]
he chased me down, it didn’t take long
and i realized what i had done was wrong
that cop looked at me with a glimmer in his eye
he put me on death row and now i’m gonna die
if it weren’t for those brownies, i’d still be runnin’ free
look what just one darn day did to me!
oh yeah

- the spoiled chefs lyrics

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