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the steedly steeds - manly yoga lyrics

[intro]
h+llo there gentlemen and welcome to your 6 pm naked, manly yoga class (cheering). tonight we’ll be covering poses such as downward dog with your log hanging out. i want to see some fat c+ck, itty+bitty c+ck, tiny, tiny, c+ck (wheezing). i don’t even f+cking know. i just want to see some c+ck

[verse 1]
f+ck!
i’m so excited
it’s yoga time, only men invite
don’t be late or i’ll suck your d+ck
that’ll teach you, you dumb ass b+tch
anyway, we partner up
either d+ck to d+ck
or b+tt to b+tt
but not d+ck to b+tt, ’cause that’s f+cking g+y
and manly yoga is f+cking straight

breathe real deep
stretch real low
feel that burn inside your toes
feel so good you blow your load
kneel to the ground to clean it up
you gotta reach around, and a thumb in your b+tt
but it’s still not g+y, ’cause he said no h0m+
he’s just keeping you loosе so you don’t pull a muscle

[chorus]
manly yoga
stretch, 2, 3, 4
drop your b+lls to the floor
manly yoga
m+st+rbatе on thursdays
[after chorus]
ho!
hey!
ha!
knee in!
warrior 1!
warrior 2!
stick it in my ass!
wooooo!

[verse 2]
hey fellas’!
you better listen up
strtch that groin and rub your nuts
’cause it’s manly time, we’re doing manly stuff
if you call us g+y
we’ll f+ck your b+tt+
i mean f+ck you up+
i ain’t no b+tch
i drive a truck, drink beer and hunt and sh+t
maybe hang with my friends and their big+ass d+cks
at manly yoga which happens at 6
be there!
give it a try
getting hot and h+rny with all the guys
did i say h+rny?
well i meant flexible
nothing here is h0m+s+xual
but thursdays
that’s the one exception
that’s when we m+st+rbate
big erection
anyway, if you need a good stretch
come to manly yoga, unless you have a small p+n+s
[chorus]
manly yoga
stretch, 2, 3, 4
drop your b+lls to the floor
manly yoga
m+st+rbate on thursdays..

[after chorus]
ho!
hey!
ha!
knee in!
warrior 1!
warrior 2!
stick it in my ass!
wooooo!

[outro]
(panting) thank yo++thank you for coming in++coming out, that was the best orgy i’ve ever had. thanks for coming to manly yoga. i hope we’ll see you again next thursday, all the days of the week are cancelled
i’ve gotta fart (fart sound)

- the steedly steeds lyrics

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