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the story pirates - fart out loud day lyrics

[chorus]

happy fart out loud day!
it’s the day where you can fart out loud
you don’t have to be embarrassed
happy fart out loud day!
you can just let it out
and have fun at the same time

[verse 1]

everything was normal at the park
until somebody ++ +(fart noise)+
(did somebody just fart?)
(i think it was that little girl)
and then everybody stared
which is what always happens
when somebody farts out loud in public
but instead of saying, “excuse me”
the little girl who farted
just gave a big smile and shouted out loud

[chorus]

happy fart out loud day!
it’s the day where you can fart out loud
you don’t have to be embarrassed
happy fart out loud day!
you can just let it out
and have fun at the same time
[verse 2]

that same day at the medical centre
a doctor farted
(and the results of your test are +++(fart noises)+
blood pressure’s normal)
she farted like eighteen million times!
which might be the most times
anyone has ever farted in history
and after she was done
she farted more and more
and she didn’t have to worry
’cause today just happened to be

[chorus]

happy fart out loud day!
it’s the day where you can let it out
you don’t have to hold it in
happy fart out loud day!
parents, teachers, boys, and girls
yeah, everybody gets to toot!

[verse 3]

you see, in school on fart out loud day
the government requires schools
to teach students about, well, farts
social studies
(read benjamin franklin’s letter “fart proudly”, which is all about farts!)
science
(how and why do we fart?)
language arts
(write about how you feel when you fart)
math
(chart the frequency of farts!)
stem
(how to program a robot to make fart sounds)
spanish
(por favor de repetir en español: tomás se tiró un pedo en la biblioteca.)
(tomás se tiró un pedo en la biblioteca)
you can call it “fold” for short
national fart out loud day
you can call it “fold” for short
you can also call it “fold” for short
you can call it “fold” for short
it makes school more fun and enjoyable on that day
call it “fold” for short
(don’t tell me what to do, backup singers!)

although fart out loud day seems all happy
and full of laughs
you have to remember there are downsides
don’t forget about the people
and animals who are constipated
they can’t fart
(it’s an issue)

don’t take the day for granted
get up and go outside
’cause today, when you fart
you don’t have to hide it

[chorus]

happy fart out loud day!
smells like fart out loud day to me, that’s right!
happy fart out loud day!
oh, what’s that?
i couldn’t hear you over the whole world farting
can you imagine coming home
and seeing your poor bunny that can’t fart?
happy fart out loud day!

- the story pirates lyrics

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