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the story pirates - the boy who hated kisses lyrics

(harold, time to leave for school! harold!)
(ok, mom)
(harold, aren’t you forgetting something? a big hug and kiss for your mom! come on, son!)
(mom, i’m late already. i should probably++)
(and a nice big hug for dad!)
(not now, i’m sorry…)
(don’t forget me! your big sister janie who likes you so much!)
(mom! dad! janie! there is something i need to say!)

it occurs to me, now that i’m eight, that it’s time for me to take a stand
i’m making a change, i’m making a move, send this message across the land
mom, dad, i love you, but we gotta just face
it’s time now to prioritise my personal sp+ce
from now on, the one thing that i know
no kisses, no hugs!
no kisses, no hugs!

(no kisses?!)
(no hugs?!)
(that’s right ++ i, harold, officially won’t be hugging or kissing anyone anymore, and i request that you refrain from hugging or kissing me as well)
(oh, harold, why [?], harold?)
(mom, what did i just say?!)
(ooh, my baby! my precious treasure!)

it occurs to me, since i’m so cute, that i’ve very hug+and+kiss+able
but kisses are gross, and slobbery too, so now that i’m permissible
and hugs are almost worse; they always squeeze me so tight
so now, before my bedtime, is a handshake all right?
it’s different, sure, but this is what i know
no kisses, no hugs!
no kisses, no hugs!
(ok, harold, we will respect your wishes. okay, have a great day at school, harold!)

monday and tuesday
mom gets a handshake, dad gets a wave, oh yeah!
wednesday and thursday
a fist bump for janie and [?]
friday, sat+rday, sunday

(harold, time for your goodnight… pat on the head)

i’m loving my life
(he’s loving his life)
i’m waiting in bed
no kisses or hugs next week or ever again!

[instrumental break]

it’s fine, i guess, but maybe not ideal
(harold, everything ok?)
(yeah, dad. i just wanna go to my room and… think)
it’s sad, a little, not how i thought i’d feel
(i think… i need a hug and kiss)

(whoa, my fishbowl is [?]!)
(shea, the betta fish, are you ok?!)
(hey, harold!)
(shea, what are you doing out of your fishbowl?! wait ++ you can talk?!)
(and sing!)
it occurs to me, since i’m a fish and my eyes are always wide
that you need a hug and you need a kiss, both of which i can provide
(mwah! fish hug! fish kiss!)
(that was… weird, but also kinda cool? wait, how can you breathe?! you’re out of the water!)
(good point! +heavy breathing+ catch ya later, harold!)

mom, dad, i’ve changed my mind; i’ve something to say
you don’t know what you’re missing ’til you take it away
so now instead, here is what i know:
(here’s what he knows)
yeah, now, each day, here is what i love:
more kisses! more hugs!
more kisses! more hugs!

(oh, harold, i’m so happy to hear that!)
(big family hug on three: one, two…)
(don’t leave out the fish!)
(shea?!)
(yeah! … um… gulp, gulp?)

more kisses! more hugs!
more kisses! more hugs!
more kisses! more hugs!
more kisses! more hugs!
more hugs!

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