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the three headed penis - bob saget & nicotine diss lyrics

[intro: thiccdiccman-1]
yo, yo, yo
ok, ok, ok
brr, brr

[verse 1: thiccdiccman-1]
f-ck bob saget
f-ck bob saget
f-ck bob saget
f-ck bob saget
bob saget f-ggot
f-ck bob saget
f-ck bob saget
f-ck bob saget
f-ck bob saget
f-ck bob saget
f-ck bob saget
f-ck bob saget
bob saget is a f-ggot
bob saget is a f-ggot
bob saget is a f-ggot
that’s my chair squeaking
gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang
spin those rights on (ooh) bob saget because he is

[verse 2: battts]
don’t do nicotine
it k!lls you badly
i’d for sure gladly
die than have nicotine
because it just makes your peeen-
is shrink like you said mean things
nicotine tastes bad unlike chicken wings
nicotine is a k!ller of the cool kings
k!lling nicotine is better than nicotine k!lling you
so only take nicotine if you’re a poo
and you like to eat poo poo pee
and you like to get sprayed with wee
for this verse i charged thicc a fee
i’m english good not
i was just never taught
how to english speak
all i know is that it’s for the weak
and so is being taught to rap
to this verse you did gap
but it’s currently november
and that means you failed nnn
so i will get my penenen-
is and give you a very hard -n-l
but that wouldn’t be enough to punish you
so then i would do a poo
but i will not let you
eat that poo
so now you’re looking at the poo hungrily
but you can’t eat it so you begin crying
ok, i’m not that cruel, i’m just lying

[verse 3: tylenol]
f-ck bob saget
f-ck bob saget
f-ck bob saget
he’s a faaaggot
please dance, please dance
i’m smoking nicotine (ya)
one at a time, lyrical crime
ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh
hold my weed, hold my weed, hold my weed, hold my weed, hold my weed (ya, ya)
oreo cookies up my -ss (ya, ya)
i smoke gr-ss (ya, ya)
let the b-ss roll like my blondes on tuesday (ya, ya)
here comes the hook, here comes the hook
with the book
ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, yaaaa
bob saget is a faaaggot (ya)
please, dan, stop smoking nicotine
ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
yag uoy aggin ,yag uoy aggin
yag uoy aggin ,yag uoy aggin
yag uoy aggin ,yag uoy aggin
(ah) yag uoy aggin ,yag uoy aggin
bat is fake, bat is fake, bat is fake like cake (ya)
bat is fake, bat is fake
so is dan when he smokes nicotine, nicotine
fortnite, fortnite, fortnite, fortnite, fortnite, fornite, fortnite, fortnite, fortnite, fortnite, fortnite
fortnite is good, fortnite is good, fortnite is good
like cake, like cake
hey dan is fake
“dan is fake like me” said bat (bat, bat, bat)
he has a gat (gat, gat)
in his hand (in his hand)
with a brand new plan to shoot up his school (ya)
i like subliminal messages
i like illuminati
i like illuminati
say my shit in reverse so you can hear my lotty (ya)
oh no reverse time
par par ,ymmen ymme
yag er’uoy ,won ti teg i haey
ekaf m’i ,tab ,mu ,haey
yag uoy aggin ,yag uoy aggin
got a d-ck as big as a banana
i try to control it but i guess i can’t
it shoots off like an ak-clip banana
you better watch out, hannah montana
what’s the matter, have you no manners?
no you know the girl from juno’s address
yeah, i’ma probably go to jail for that
now i got the cops on my tail for that
run up on your car with a stale banana
in your tail pipe, can’t believe you fell for that
it could’ve been a molotov c-cktail for that
wait a minute man, what the hell was that?
i heard a noise, where you going? what are you, bananas?
you can’t go back there, stupid -ss
i just seen a woman in a freddy kruger mask
who the f-ck are you? superman?
all you have is a little stupid can
of whipped cream, what the hell you gonna do with that?
i’ma put it on my wee-wee, oh good answer
super bonanza extravaganza
man go ahead, what you waiting for?
you better get them clothes off, baby boy
come on let’s go, we’re gonna make a porn
ready, set, go hit play, record
are you ready? you better hold the camera steady
she’s probably back there with a d-mn machete
she’s probably gonna eat you like canned spaghetti
she’s probably gonna k!ll you, still wanna check, see
have a little quick look, go on sick prick
she’s probably six foot tall like big foot
the hell with that, we probably should run
don’t dare look back, we probably, probably
probably, there probably was a problem
at the post office or something
but you probably didn’t know that, did you?
now what you gonna do when she gets you?
i ain’t going with you, forget you
quit tryna hold my hand, mister
pretend she’s your little sister, little sister
might as well take the whipped cream with you
and when you see her, make sure you get a picture
we could try to make another blair witch movie
a b–st–lity porno with smoothies

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