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the three stooges - wreck the halls with boughs of holly lyrics

[verse 1]
m: ’tis the night before equimas and all through the town
everything’s coming loose; everything’s falling down
(sounds of things falling and crashing)
be careful with that holly!
l: don’t nail anything to the wall, i’m warnin’ ya. use scotch tape; scotch tape is better!
c: for paper, it’s good. for holly, it’s rotten!
m: watch out what you hang on that chandelier; it’s not strong!
c: tinsel. tinsel. it’s only tinsel
l: it’s too much tinsel!
c: what harm could one more teensy weensy piece of tinsel do? here, let me show you…there. see? ahhhhhh! (chandelier crashes)
m: though we hang our g-y decorations with care
l: the whole house is a mess
m: and we cry in despair!
all: (crying, then singing:)
don’t wreck the halls with boughs of holly
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
decorating can be folly
fol-ly-fol-ly-fol-ly-fol-ly-fol
(more crashes)

[verse 2]
m: i _told_ you it wouldn’t hold! you wouldn’t listen! (slap!)
c: oooh, that hurt!
m: no, it didn’t! this one will hurt! (slap!)
c: oooow! hey, you’re right!

[chorus]
all: holly leaves are sharp like stingers
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
handle them with dainty fingers
fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

[outro]
c: ooh, my finger! it’s bleedin’!
m: serve ya right; i told you it was sharp! the bush is not straight!
l: it’s leaning
m: it’s too much decorations on the left side!
l: no, it’s not enough decorations on the left side!
c: you’re both wrong; it’s not enough on the top! here, i’ll show ya!
l: no, no, don’t put anything more on the top!
m: come down from there! watch out what you’re doin’!
c: oooh! whoa!
l: it’s dangerous! i’m warnin’ ya, i’m tellin’ ya it’s…
m: timmm-berrrrrrrrrr! (bush and curly crashes)
c’mon, larry, let’s get curly joe out from under that bush again

- the three stooges lyrics

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