the toilet bowl cleaners - bristol stool chart lyrics
[intro]
i’ve got my bristol stool chart on my wall
it tells me which category my stool falls into (oh+oh+oh+oh+oh)
and by stool i mean poo (oh+oh+oh+oh+oh)
they call it stool (oh+oh+oh+oh+oh)
its just a fancy word for poo (oh+oh+oh+oh+oh)
[verse]
its in a nice, nice frame cause its a work of art
my precious precious precious precious bristol stool chart, oh
(oh+oh+oh+oh+oh)
every variety of poo (oh+oh+oh+oh+oh)
don’t you know (oh+oh+oh+oh+oh)
that you should get one too (oh+oh+oh+oh+oh)
[bridge]
they ought to make a bristol fart chart
they ought to make a bristol fart chart too
(it would be scratch and sniff)
they ought to make a bristol fart chart
they ought to make a bristol fart chart too
(scratch and sniff)
they ought to make a bristol fart chart
they ought to make a bristol fart chart too
(it would be scratch and sniff)
they ought to make a bristol fart chart
they ought to make a bristol fart chart too
[outro]
i’ve got my bristol stool chart on my wall
it tells me which category my stool falls into (oh+oh+oh+oh+oh)
and by stool i mean poo (oh+oh+oh+oh+oh)
they call it stool (oh+oh+oh+oh+oh)
its just a fancy word for poo (oh+oh+oh+oh+oh)
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