the toilet bowl cleaners - held my poop too long (now i need an operation) lyrics
held my p++p too long and now i need an operation
i’m the type of man who’ll hold it day and night
because i’m only gonna p++p when everything is right
i’m really good at holding it, i know not why
i used to think that it was because i’m a lucky guy
turns out this sk!ll is really a curse
because the more you hold it, things get worse
held my p++p too long and now i need an operation
when i finally felt ready to drop a brown log
nothing came out, everything was clogged
i went to my doctor, he said, “the x+ray shows
p++p from your bowels all the way to your nose”
held my p++p too long and now i need an operation
held my p++p too long and now i need an operation
“what we are gonna do, doc?”, i askеd him, please
“i don’t wanna see brown stuff next timе i sneeze”
he said, “to get this p++p out and save your life
you’re gonna have to let me put you under the knife”
held my p++p too long and now i need an operation
held my p++p too long and now i need an operation
the lesson of the story is that it’s not smart
to hold your p++p or even your fart
your bowel knows when it’s time to go
so just let it go, just let it flow
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