a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 #

the tommy lasorda experience - almost got jumped at a mcdonalds in hong kong lyrics

i spent a year in hong kong for work
they put me up in the peninsula
right on victoria harbor
and comped me for room service
my first night there, i really didn’t know what to do
so i took a long walk through kowloon
at one point, i passed a hole in the wall strip club
i hate strip clubs
there’s something about women
pretending to like me
and find me attractive in exchange
for money that really bothers me
it’s kind of demeaning for all parties involved
but i decided to go in
blame it on jetlag

thе first odd thing was that there was
hardcore p+rn on all thе tv’s instead espn
there were about eight women there, no men
i like talking to people and the
women there were actually very nice
they were all from thailand and very poor
which also makes me feel lousy
so i wound up giving out a few hundred yuan
which was like 25 bucks
after chatting with them for a while
a few of them took me to a back room
it turned out they wanted me to try some of their food
and they gave me a plate with some meat
that i sincerely hope was chicken
i tentatively put a piece in my mouth
and my tongue immediately went numb
it was so spicy that it actually tasted metallic
when my eyes were finished watering
i politely handed the plate back and thanked them
after some more chatting, three of the women asked me
if i would take them out to dinner, i said sure
i thought it would be cool to be able to put that
on my mental list of things l’ve done in my life
taking some strippers out to dinner
i figured we’d go to some interesting place
but they all wanted to go to mcdonalds
i bought them burgers and fries and drinks
and we got a table and continued chatting
their english wasn’t great
but we were able to communicate fairly well
about eight enormous black guys came in and got a table
i tried to eavesdrop and they were speaking english
but with such heavy african accents it was hard to follow
one of the girls, who was fairly drunk, touched her cheek
and proclaimed “i hate black skin”
i shushed her and kind of looked over my shoulder
she said it again, louder
“i hate black skin”, and then said it again even louder
about six of the guys slowly got up
came over to our table and stood there
not saying a word
i am proud to say i did not soil myself
one of the guys put his hands on my shoulders
and said something i couldn’t understand
i stammered something along the lines of
“hey, no problem here, we don’t want any trouble”
or something to that effect
that part is a little hazy
they continued glaring at me
the girls were completely non+plussed
the story is pretty anti+climactic
i slowly got up and they let me leave
and i walked back to the hotel
no idea what happened to the girls
that was all

- the tommy lasorda experience lyrics

Random Lyrics

HOT LYRICS