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the tonica - kesha lyrics

put on your yamukah
here comes hannukah
so much funnukah
to celebrate hannukah
hannukah is: the festival of lights
instead of one day of presents
we have eight crazy nights
when you feel like the only kid in town
without a christmas tree
here’s a list of people who are jewish
just like you and me:
david lee roth
lights the menorah
so do james caan, kirk douglas
and the late dinah shorah
guess who eats together at
the carnegie deli?
bowser from sha-na-na
and arthur fonzarelli!
paul newman’s half jewish
and goldie hawn’s half, too
put them together
what a fine looking jew!
you don’t need deck the halls
or jingle bell rock
’cause you can spin a dreidel
with captain kirk and mr. spock! [both jewish]
put on your yamukah
it’s time for hannukah
the owner of the seattle supersonica
celebrates hannukah
o.j. simpson
[not a jew]
but guess who is?
hall of famer rod carew. [he converted]
we got ann landers
and her sister dear abby
harrison ford’s a quarter jewish
not too shabby
some people think
that ebenezer scrooge is
well, he’s not, but guess who is —
all three stooges!
so many jews are in show biz
tom cruise isn’t, but i heard his agent is!
tell your friend veronica
it’s time to celebrate hannukah
i hope i get a harmonica
on this lovely, lovely hannukah
so drink your gin and tonica
and smoke your marijuanica
if you really, really wannaca
have a happy happy, happy happy hannukah
happy hannukah!

- the tonica lyrics

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