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the toy dolls - waffle woman lyrics

at breakfast in belgium
on our honeymoon
she says i’m poppin’ out for shoppin’
i’ll be back soon

where the ’eck have you been
i guessed where she’d gone
she burped and cried as she denied her
waffle addiction

i, i, i wed a roly pol…
i, i, i wed a roly poly

waffle woman, what a sight
where did you get that appetite?
waffle scoffing, scoffing
waffles night and day
she was such a shapely spouse
until she hit that waffle house
her belly burst and
blew her blouse away
waffle, waffles, waffles
one waffle week later
she’s in for a shock
she’s a pig, but tocks so big
they won’t fit in her frock
she resembled kate moss
slim and trim, skinny
she become fatty bum bum
she’s two tonne tessie
i, i, i wed a roly pol…
i, i, i wed a roly poly

waffle woman, what a sight
where did you get that appetite?
waffle scoffing, scoffing
waffles night and day
she was such a shapely spouse
until she hit that waffle house
her belly burst and
blew her blouse away
waffle, waffles, waffles
there’s no need to fret
she said don’t forget
when i get on me
crash diet
no more
waffle recipes
it’s low calories for me

in a belgian bistro
we bid our fond farewells
she got so wide
she’s stuck inside
abandoned in brussels
i, i, i wed a roly pol…
i, i, i wed a roly poly

i, i, i wed a roly poly
i, i, i wed a roly poly

- the toy dolls lyrics

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