the two man gentleman band - corn liquor lyrics
[intro: andy bean]
friends, has anyone tried the moonshine yet?
[verse 1: andy bean and fuller condon]
whole wheat and potatoes
have long been friends to man
they gave the ruskies vodka (i feel funny) (it’s okay)
and the british their beloved gin
[verse 2: andy bean]
but when the fire comes down from heaven (ouch)
and the oceans, they do burst
i’ll be sippin’, corn liquor
to satisfy my holy thirst
two+three+
[chorus: both and both plus audience]
‘cuz the world’s most versatile green
ferments into somethin’ mean
corn liquor (god d+mn!)
let heaven take the sober man
[verse 3: andy bean and both]
oh, sugarcane and molasses
have+a made many people smile
they gave rum to jamaica
and it seems to have lasted them a while
[verse 4: andy bean, both, and both plus audience]
but if it comes to the day of judgement
and i hear the good lord’s voice
i’ll be sippin, corn liquor (god d+mn!)
awaitin’ the almighty’s choice
[chorus: both and both plus audience]
‘cuz the world’s most versatile green
ferments into somethin’ mean
corn liquor (god d+mn!)
suck on some corn while you can
corn liquor (god d+mn!)
let heaven take the sober man
[instrumental break]
[skit: andy bean, fuller condon, and both]
friend, i challenge you to a singing contest in front of all these people, do you accept?
i accept your contest
i think uh, in the interest of time maybe just we’ll judge on endurance tonight
do you accept, my c+ my terms?
i accept your terms of your contest (okay)
‘cuz the world’s most versatile green
ferments into somethin’+
audience member: mean
this is the contest between me and my friend
but thank you (and yeah, that was a false start, too) (yeah)
mean (mean)
‘cuz the world’s most versatile green
ferments into somethin’
meeeeeeeeeeean
andy bean!
[chorus: both, andy bean, and both plus audience]
corn liquor (god d+mn!)
suck on some corn while you can
corn liquor (god d+mn!)
let heaven take the sober man
fancy beer!
suck on some corn while you can
corn liquor (god d+mn!)
let heaven take the sober+
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