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the vandals - aging orange lyrics

i’m palm palm head – and i wrote one good song – but that was almost 20 years ago – i tried and i tried to follow it up – but you know how those soph-m-re jinxes go – so i became quite bitter – as sales dropped like flies – no one likes these dumb songs – of racing cars and spies – maybe it’s my ape drape – or hippies in my band – but now we only tour in arizona – or j-pan – so after much thought – and a panel of experts – i came up with a brilliant little plan – i’ll take out my frustrations – on one of these ungrateful new punk rock bands – ’cause i invented socks – and i invented gravy – i made up the cotton gin – but no one ever paid me – why beat a dead horse – with a career that is cursed? – i’ll just sue for royalties – on things i thought of first – back in ancient egypt – many pharaohs went to jail – for misappropriation – of my phrigian scale – i said listen to tutankhamen – you’re driving me insane – it’s obvious those bellies – are all dancing to bloodstains – i figured out you owe me – and please try not to laugh – but every time i hear it – i get one more golden calf – so i’ve bitten off – a sizable chunk – of the hands of the people – with the food – now i’m confined to the pages of flipside – a graveyard of punk rock’s 35 year old dudes – ’cause i invented socks – and i invented gravy – i made up the cotton gin – but no one ever paid me – why beat a dead horse – with a career that is cursed? – i’ll just sue for royalties – on things i thought of first – palm palm! – palm palm! – palm palm! – ape drape! – ape drape! – poodle head! – poodle head!

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