the vandals – c-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s lyrics
[originally by the yobs]
“c” is for your little cl-t when i go down beneath. “h” is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth. “r” is for your r-ct-m, that “i” f-ck with my d-ck. christmas comes but once a year and makes me f-cking sick. “s” is for your sh-tty -sshole, clinkers ’round your b-m, “t” is for your m-ssive t-ts that make me want to c-m. “m” is for masturbation, when you’re not here with me. “a” is for the agony of catching your vd. “s” is for the syphilis that rots away my pr-ck, christmas comes but once a year and makes me f-cking sick. “s” is for the syphilis that rots away my ding-dong merrily along, the chapel bells are ringing. ding-dong merrily along, my f-cking b-lls are swinging. whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa….the chapel bells are ringing. (more whoa’s) …my f-cking b-lls are swinging!
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