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the vandals - clowns are experts (at making us laugh) lyrics

clowns are neato clowns are fun – clowns are loved by everyone – cops n’ commies even f-gs – everybody loves a gag – clowns everywhere are freakin’ out – in parades they scream n’ shout – they’re sad as h-ll, and they’re singin’ the blues – cause no one laughs at their great big shoes – here’s some clowns we really love: bozo, scoopy, rusty nails – here’s a clown we really hate: ronald mcdonald – (he’s only in it for the burgers) – i saw a clown in the mall today – my brother cried and he ran away – they get no respect, aren’t served in bars – no matter how many friends they can fit in their cars – the other day i was drivin’ around in the clown-mobile with 17 of my – friends towin’ the – ferris wheel in the back and this cop pulls me over and says, “where ya – goin’ bozo?” – i said, “i’m not bozo. i sure wish i was, though. the man’s a friggin’ – genius.” – clowns are forced to take jobs across the nation – below the level of their education – it’s hard as h-ll to make ends meet – with a painted face and gigantic feet – yesterday i was sittin’ in a bar havin’ a drink and this clown walks in and – says, – “bartender, give me a tree fort.” the bartender looks at him and says, – “what’s in – a tree fort?” “playboy books and cigars.” – last verse same as the first acapulco version, ten times worse

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