the vandals - the vibrator song lyrics
you’re built like r2d2 and you smell like mr. ed
i can’t believe that thoughts of you are still stuck in my head
when i play nintendo in mortal combat 2
i punch kitana in the face and i pretend it’s you
(chorus)
i know you hate punk music and even though you say
you listen to it every day i wish you’d go away
s-x is not a weapon s-x is not a toy you should buy a vibrator
and bring yourself some joy
’cause never would i f-ck you except if i were dead
’cause then i couldn’t hear your stupid stories yet again
you think that you’re so s-xy but it’s so far from true
’cause even if you had a brain you’d still need some t-ts too
(chorus x2)
that big old sp-ce between your teeth is worse than letterman’s
but it’s the sp-ce between your legs that needs to be filled in
sorry it’s just not my job to pork you night and day
so listen to me when i tell you go the f-ck away
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