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the warp zone - if the "harry potter" song had lyrics lyrics

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poor little young harry potter
childhood sure was rough
then 1 day appeared a man with a beard
who told him ’bout magic stuff

at hogwarts, he learned wizardry
passed most of his o.w.l. tests
excelled at sports, fought voldemort, and yearly he cheated death     a lot like way too much

first he took on bathroom trolls and 3 headed doggies, murdered a grown+ass man with his hands
k!lled a giant serpent for the ghost in the potty
with a hot tip from a cold freind
and when the dementors went on face+sucking benders
he turned back time and went bucking wild
thanks to yet another clutch assist from his freind hermione, that’s just her style

oh, snap wait, i just had a very shocking realisation
she is the true hero of the tale
without her wits, bravery, and transfiguration
they’d all be dead or worse fail
i mean like come on

she set plans in plans in motion, saved elves, and brewed potions
never once gave into fear
though harry was named head of dumbledore’s army
the whole thing was her idea
she socked malfoy, not a big deal
he’s a douche canoe, just wanted to mention it
and what does this hardwork bring her?
a little spineless scrub
how’d this badass witch, get hitched to this b+tch?
j.k even knows she fawkesed up

yes, harry is the “boy who lived” as evidenced by his head although hermione here is why that nincomp++p isn’t dead

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