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the warp zone - pokemon first movie recap rap lyrics

[verse 1]
trek through a forest far away
looking for a fossil for its dna
to make a clone of the most powerful pokemon
even more powerful
what could possibly go wrong?
with a mouthless, tall, three+fingered cat
that’s psychic
ohhh, he can blow up labs…
but he wants to know
“what’s my purpose, who am i though?”
so deep and wise
though he sounds a little high, bro

meanwhile, ash and crew, picnic free of hassle
then ash ahs to battle a bandana+wearing assh0l+
news from a castle, a dragonite satchel
an invitation for…wait for it…
more battles!!!
a star wars hologram
oh, it’s nurse joy
team rocket gonna crash the party too
oh boy

try to take a ferry but storm makes ’em cancel
that mewtwo made with his weird+shaped hand+swirl
“hey, ride with us! we’re definitely swedish”
“not team rocket, just definitely swedish”
storm keeps a+rag’n, drowning as the waves hit
are they gonna make it?
maybe
[chorus]
pokemon
gotta catch ’em all
began on tv
created their first movie
[pokemon!]
in their quest to make money!
po+ke+mon!

[verse 2]
look, they’re alive!
leave the water, then get dry quick
greeted by nurse joy, but she tries to deny it
wait, what the heck, she’s possessed?
holy cr+p
she loses her hat!
nurse joy!
how about that?

meanwhile, team rocket bumbles along
accidentally makes a clone
who’s that pokemon?
sees a film that explains how mewtwo came along
“sounds like a real pokestein!”
facepalm
mewtwo has a plan for you boys and girls
with his army full of clones, he will rule the world
starting with the extinction of the human race
followed by their pokemon ’cause they’re slaves, disgraced

but one small thing, if i could be critical
how’s he gonna make the clones without the originals?

i digress

mewtwo throws some pokeb+lls
he catches a few but he+

sorry, i’m not done with this
he’s only got a few clones, what happens next?
if they can’t produce more, do they need to have s+x?
and if clones from the same lab bang, is it incest?
someone let me know, i’m losing sleep over this!!

[chorus]
pokemon
gotta catch ’em all
you’re overthinking
[i am?]
you know this was made for kids!
[i guess]
just take it for what it is:
[ok]
po+ke+mon!!!!”
[verse 3]
hokay, back
here we go
the original task:
and now ash has all his pokemon back
such a brave little boy standing up to mewtwo
but why try to punch him?
why on earth would that work, dude?
pokemon fight all their correlating clones
and everyone cries as the punches are thrown

it’s a war out there, it’s emotional, it’s hard
best underscored by an acoustic guitar
ash comes to realize, only he can stop the fight
runs between electric lights, as a
human sacrifice

pika cries famous tears, hearts full of dread
but pokemon’s magic tears resurrect the dead
mewtwo shows empathy, now he’s not the enemy
“i will remember this, but i should wipe your memories”

wake up at the docks, hey isn’t that funny?
they all have amnesia, but they’re really just hungry
well, off they go, to continue adventuring
no one gives a sh+t that they don’t remember anything!!!

- the warp zone lyrics

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