the warp zone - stranger things recap rap (seasons 1 & 2) lyrics
[verse 1]
’83, hawkins, indiana
a sleepy little town that’s about to get bananas
a dnd campaign happens irl
when the bike path home becomes the highway to h+ll
where a super secret government org went
and used super+powered kids with methods abhorrent
they were just spying, trying to win the cold war and
freed up forest portals and the demogorgon
then a telekinetic, hangs with av club kids
and humiliates the school bully in public
blonde wig gets her on mikey’s chеcklist
but the thing she loves thе most is low cost breakfast
there’s joyce: a winona ryder type
hanging christmas light for supernatural skype
and hopper, pill popper on the beat as good and bad cop
cold c+ckin’, so hot and rockin’ sad dad bod
meanwhile, nancy wheeler’s waverin’
between the artsy loner and the one and only hair+ington
and who we kidding? he’s a teenage dream
but she neglects her bff and turns her into a meme
she was taken super south to aka the upside down
a monster with so many mouths, patrols this freaky underground
creeping through the ceiling, not a creature you should mess with
but a louisville slugger is remarkably effective
crank it to 11, van flippin’, brain squishin’, gory
nosebleeding, send that demon back to purgatory
willie’s hangin’ tough but could use a hug
seems chill enough ’til he pukes a slug
blood, death, and demonic dangers
caught me off guard, there was no disclaimer
but when they do 80s stuff, i feel safer
[chorus]
from the every moment you said ’83
i was thinkin’ ’bout synthesizers, hairspray, and e.t
this messed up town in indiana
got me less afraid when i see things we used to have
in the 80s
[verse 2]
’84, more ip gets plugged
when madmax sets records on dig dug
a skating cali girl, boys vie for her affection
and the ladies want her bro who’s like cocaine that’s sentient
mad about you is willie’s new therapist
and he’s also shady, oh you don’t say, there’s a twist
winona’s scoring with her goonie newby
and hopper hides away with his mutant roomie
then ellie gets angsty, tries to run from the pain, though
her birth mama’s toast, “breathe, sunflower, rainbow”
ships it up to chi, should be superpowered action
but it’s more or less a showcase for some 80s punk fashion
tin foil hat’s pourin’ vodka shots
jon and nancy get busy in his odd garage
and poor steve, haters stealing his thunder
so he fires up a bromance with the toothless wonder
who found a creature in the trash
named it dart, fed it nougat, then it gutted his cat
he’s fighting lucas for max, mikey’s pining for el
put those hormones on hold, shut that v+g+n+ to h+ll
the demon inside willie’s major weakness is a sauna
so they follow all the maps
possessed magellan had been drawin’ up
samwise sacrifices as the last good father figure
ellie levitates and shuts the gate, but still the darkness lingers
too scary, that’s a big fat no, bro
let’s slow dance to old jams in slow mo
and reference things like cyndi lauper and toto
[chorus]
ghostbusters, reagan’s second term, and star wars
mullet hair, disaffected dads, and cigarettes indoors
this messed up town in indiana
this messed up town in indiana
that reinforces our nostalgia
[so much to remember]
got me less afraid when i see things we used to have
in the 80s
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