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the warp zone - westworld recap rap (season 1) lyrics

[verse 1]
bounce into the wild, wild west
with a hardcore narrative
a family vacation spot
guaranteed to scare the kids
pick your hats
and pack that cialis
’cause disney’s frontierland
installed a f+++ palace
delos developers
deliver on the wishes
then reveries develop
an embarrassment of glitches
cyborgs with a
broken code generator
turning vengeful and violent
have they seen terminator?!
headstrong bernard
he concerned but ain’t startled
loyal as dr. hannibal’s
replacement for arnold
ipad swiping
working hard behind the scenes
keeping quality assurance
with his awesome robo+peen
[spolier!]
sweet dolores
cute girl from the ranch
keeps teddy on the hook
by luring him in with her cans
she wouldn’t harm a fly
but it all depends
did you say:
“these violent delights have violent ends?”
but knowing this
would you still wanna go?
’cause this ain’t how i
wanna spend my pto
[chorus]
who would spend a holiday here?
tripadvisor tell you: stay clear
i would bet it’s privy to
disparate yelp reviews
what, with all the death
scary images
ever+looming threats
unprotected s+x

[verse 2]
if i had to guess
the m.i.b., no need for a nametag
trying to solve a puzzle
off an applebee’s placemat
a v.i.p. and a
man of sick pleasures
like choosing to wear
all black clothing in the desert
maeve wakes up
to her effed up predicament
threatens nerdy nurses
levels up intelligence
if she wants to find the truth
and her maybe daughter
she’ll have to bone hector
and always make it hotter
dolly rolls with
big willie, stylin’ in his white hat
such a goody two+shoes
he won’t always be like that
[spolier!]
blast reenactors
leave behind the d+ck+in+law
all aboard the love train
ride him like a rick+a+shaw
ford pulls a draper
keeps a secret fam
turns out bernard is
more machine than man
[twist!]
gentle lovers no more
as bernie head bashes
but if he’s a robot
why does he needs glasses?
there’s neither r nor r anyway
who needs a getaway where you
have to yell runaway
[chorus]
if you got the cheddar to spend
maybe take a chiller weekend
beaches can be pretty good
or camping in the woods
bali’s a good time
iceland would be fine
tuscany for wine
russian wintertime
wouldn’t have the stress

[verse 3]
elsie fails hard
gets an “a” for effort
security is headed by+
i guess the third hemsworth?
and valkyrie heads up
the board of directors
and that’s all i have to say
about those people…
willie goes dark
makes logan ride bareback
dolores finds the church but
isn’t certain when or where at
she’s in two timelines!
open up your face hole!
will’s the man in black!
[twist!]
now without a face mole
facility shootout with
the two host tandem
headwound bernie tries to
figure out what happened
turns out he was arnold
and he made dolores cap him
and teddy’s still out there
just being handsome
bernie tells maeve to
get out like peele
coulda left it all behind, but
thinks her fake daughter’s real
dolores pops ford
and the fancy+dressed guests
willie begins his
sick pursuit of happyness
it’s a complicated tale but if
there’s one thing we’ve learned
this is all we got until
game of thrones returns

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