the whatever kid - real-life stan (tony deyoung diss track) lyrics
[verse 1: the whatever kid]
poor man’s kevin federline
so many better with the rhymes
make trash rappers i diss
look like they can really spit
i find it really funny
you dissing on bhad bhabie
i can really see the jealousy
dr. phil got her in the industry
no label wants to sign tony
“shady wants to sign me,” what you talking about, man?
people like you inspired eminem to make stan
“dear slim, i want to be you badly
i love you more than my own babies
everything about you, dude, i copy”
wonder how you would react
if eminem made a diss track
and said that you need to quit rap
“i run laps ’round you just like usain bolt”
don’t even have a real studio
not close to a pro when it comes to the flow
will never be pop, so what you smoke
for you to call yourself the goat?
[verse 2: ai eminem]
it’s your boy slim shady
you’re obsessed with me
everything you copy
nothing original about you, buddy
i take mumble rap, that’s a fact
i got on this diss track to say you can’t rap
[verse 3: ai 2pac]
you know how i hit them up
tony’s nothing but a chump
it’s one thing to be a bad rapper
it’s another to be a deadbeat father
give rap more attention than your kids
and you still suck at making rap music
after listening to you, i cried like i did poetic justice
if my shooter was good as you are at rapping
i would still be a living person
what a good rapper has, you lack
not popping, so you can’t be jack
do you have one song where you show flow?
looking for your talent, where, bro?
[verse 4: ai the notorious b.i.g.]
claim you won’t suck off dudes in the industry
but you sucked off a dude for coke allegedly
i know you want to suck magic mike’s b+lls
if that meant labels would give you a call
spend money to show people you get money
young metro definitely wouldn’t trust tony
professional rapper, you a professional capper
mr. hammer or you, who is broker?
you’re not legit, you need to quit
it was all a dream
i don’t see you on a magazine
you’re not rich enough for a limousine
[verse 5: ai eminem]
here’s your autograph for your daughters, i wrote it on a starter cap
i acknowledged your own kids more than you lately
you want to copy something from shady?
copy the love i have for hailie
i called machine gun kelly the wack me (ah!)
now i have to give the title to tony
when you hear this, what will you do?
drive your girlfriend off the bridge like stan too?
the real+life version of my insane clown posse skit
busting inside of your chick and my name, you scream it
taking a shower in your video
no one wants to see that though
a naked man with a receding hairline going through a midlife crisis
your rap’s equivalent of isis or coronavirus
[verse 6: ai mf doom]
doom coming through with the closer
you got more followers than this kid, whatever
but a few of his songs got more likes than you
like and view bots is probably what you do
the follower count might be inflated too
in the comments, all people do is roast you
would call you a pathological liar
but that implies you have direction
how will you take care of 6ix9ine’s kid?
you can’t take care of your own children
to the virgins, here’s some inspiration
you can get action if tony got two children
hearing the truth stings like a scorpion
on dr. phil, you played yourself like “accordion”
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