the4realmcg - beanie bro (prod. grieg) lyrics
here’s a little stanza
for the millennial costanza
consider this my answer
in our brief war; blow the h+rn, my pen presses down
on my keyboard; the king’s sword
pen’s calibre excalibur
thrust from that ch+nked stone
now bring forth
this b+st+rd i’m dying 2 decapitate
this wretched wriggling little worm
i won’t grant a name
this boring blur so forgettable + if i tell you who
like joe biden + you won’t remember anyway!
really thought i’d mealy mouth and let you get away with it?
think again you weasel snouted lil’ f+ckin piece of sh+t…
let’s rеwind all the way back to twenty13
a tragicomic xanax zombie flunkiе, at my most weak
stumblin’ round zonked out all around the campus square
motherf+cker comes at me lit’rally outta nowhere
points out my pill vomit filled pockets
snapchat for everyone to laugh at
my social media nightmare….
might have been 5 years but i remember quite clear
kicked me while i was down
now i’ll then+put my+best foot forward
stand my ground to this modern bully right here
and emulate the lord in vengeance, i fear…
beta…. version… of a beta…. male
sneaky dirty weasel tailed
nathan fielder style stealer
bloodstream of greenest kale
you whiny tweeter, you nice+guy creeper in venus+jail
you iphone clutching rat+whiskered tattle+tail
embarassment your camera’s tale
execution this rappers, yeah!
two faced four eyed
army brat but fear lies
in bloodlines that run from the front lines
thus+i set, by royal decree
your death per this screed’s creed
brains, bash ’em in
femur? motherf+ckin shatter it
gludeous maximus, smash the sh+t
sternum? yep, snapped it quick
every pressure point
under a hydraulic press, destroyed
turn all youre twisted joints to human flatbread, b+tch!
you worm, you weasel
you rodent, you wombat
you roach too repellent
for roach repellent
you wet rat!
[you creature so lowly
can’t anthropormophize you fairly son
cuz it’d be insulting to any animal in comparison
barely a person, a rotten yellow sperm egg
you’re c+nt mother shoulda become a nun tto stay a f+ckin’ virgin
second rate enemy and an even worse friend
an accursed, putrid, squirmin’, languid, turgid, worthless, stupid vermin!
more beanie than brain, not a learned behav+ior
you were just born a+bore + you passe’ poseur!
what won’t you strike a f+ckin’ fake+ass pose for?
lilly white proudly blm shouting f+ckin’ leaf eatin’ herbivore
you not+so right+eous wholesome white+washed groansome try+hard social climber
overattentive, note+taking trend+conforming little approval+wh0re!
so go mosy inside a shuttered up towers record shop
and blow the dust off its most oldest “golden+oldies” part
bring those to kinkos and xerox yourself into your next outdated imitiation
since your whole identity’s already been copied and pasted on your face and body and wasted!
facts: fakest amongst phonies
and phoniest amongst frauds
brass tax, i laugh+at your most faux facade of falsity, infact
quasi+feminista of the pseudo+intelligensia
portlandia doppelganger
cardboard copycat the wind blows flat….
thusly i dub thee “beanie bro,”
you see, you know, that h+rn+rimmed sn0b bore
at the bookstore
who found “best way to seem inter+resting
is possessing + a pallet
for the most taste ob+scure”
average hipstorr…
who can’t see his life’s irony
that only loving something ironically
and making fun of it snarkily
means love’s only felt
as a mockery of itself, so honestly
all your passions, hobbies, interests
amounts to nothing, non+ironically
so go and live out ya little lie of a life
while i rap most boring person alive, live
most interesting thin’ about you
is i wrote this song about you
my oh my, won’t name names
you’re you, punishment ’nuff in my mind
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