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thebigdarles - (weighs) a lot [the final befent diss] lyrics

[intro]
yeah you wanna steal beats my boy i will too
two can play at that game my boy
f+cking parodying ass motherf+cking p+ssy b+tch
im f+cking my sleep schedule for this sh+t b+tch

[pre+chorus]
how much honey you got? (straight up)
how much honey you got? (straight up)
how much honey you got? (straight up)
how much honey you got? (a lot)

[chorus]
how much honey you got? (a lot)
how many burgers you got? (a lot)
how many people done smelled you? (a lot)
two frosty’s layered on top? (a lot)
how many large fries you want? (a lot)
how many double+chins you got? (a lot)
how many times you ate today? (a lot)
how many calories you ate? (a lot)
how many pounds you weigh? (a lot)
how many grease stains you got? (a lot)
how many times did you sh+t? (a lot)
how many meals did you eat? (a lot)
how many times did you wheeze? (a lot)
how many hours you sit? (a lot)
how many chances she done gave you eating all these tatеr tots(a lot)
[verse 1]
every day that i’m alive, i’ma go to burger king
i’d rathеr be obese than be hungry and mad
told my doctors take my breath if i don’t make a switch
but i’m 500 tons, ain’t no way i’ma cut

[interlude]
break it down, i break it down
i break it down, i break it down
i break it down, i break it down
i break it down, i break it down

[verse 2]
heart attacks chances just to make to lunch
my coke so cold i should put it in my cup
me vs. the world, me and my stomach, it was us
then mcd’s went and rid the mcrib, and that really f+cked me up
my burger had lettuce and it turned me to a beast
my big mac was soggy and it turned me to the streets
i been through the lines and it turned me to a pp
but the other line was shorter, i don’t have wait as long

[interlude]
break it on down, i break it on down
i break it on down, i break it on down
yeah, i just came from the drive through
i drove back home, five minute drive, five and a half
before i left, i stopped by wendy’s to check for nuggets
they had two of his kids in there right in the building, that’s when i knew
you a good ass parent, i hate seein’ sh+t like that

[verse 3]

question
how many calories in this shake? (a lot)
getting they fats from machines? (a lot)
i can see behind the counters and workers

it is working the ice cream machine(hmm)
i never say anything (nah), everybody got they thing (true)
some fellas eat big macs, other fellas get the cream (hmm)

i’m on a 3 meal routine
i don’t want salad, i want cream
i don’t want no more comparisons
this is a wendy’s and i’m aware
i been eating it all from a lack of burgers
i never was one for the fruits and veggies
i guess i was hoping the weight would speak for itself, but my stomach makes a scene

okay, no problem, i’ll show up on everyday then
you know what the order will be
i’m getting a thousand
it’s got to the point that these workers don’t even like cooking for me

f+ck it ’cause mcdonalds n chick+fil+a just opened up
and and they brought back the mcrib and the grimace shake
they call it a lot, i open my mouth and i munch

pray for animals, i k!ll them on god
i picture them inside a chick fil a sauce
‘flectin on how my weight made it to the top
wondering if it was worth it or not

i pray for ronald ’cause they f+cked up his brand
just want you to know that i love you, my nugget
though i never met you, i love your specials
and that the flavors blessed you, don’t doubt it, my nugget
wendy you too, stay solid, my fella
i’m on an extreme diet, not how i planned it
i had some fries that went through all my sh+t
when i thought that they weren’t gon’ pan out, i got a plan
they say that eating is the greatest revenge, tell all your friends
befent on a mission, cementin’ the spot as the fattest that did it
before it all ends, fella

[outro]
break it on down, i break it on down
i break it on down, i break it on down
i break it down, i break it down
i break it down, i break it down
i break it on down, i break it down
i break it down, i break it down
i break it down, i break it down
i break it down, i break it down, i br+

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